Well, it’s been about, what, like, five seconds since a fast food chain announced a new breakfast promotion? And if you’re an ardent fast food lover like me, you know that’s juuuust about the longest they’ll wait to drop a new deal. Which brings us here—to the Hardee’s latest promo: free sausage biscuits!
The worst Monday of the year is upon us—that’s the Monday after we lose a whole entire hour of sleep to Daylight Savings Time—and Hardee’s views the key to survival as eating one of its freshly-grilled sausage patties sandwiched in between a made-from-scratch biscuit. To redeem this clutch offer at a participating location, all you have to do is use the phrase “happy mornings.”
This promo makes for two weeks in a row of free breakfast sandwiches! McDonald’s declared last Monday, March 2 to be National Egg McMuffin Day. On that illustrious day, everyone in America had the opportunity to redeem a free Egg McMuffin.
And to promote the launch of its hotly-anticipated breakfast menu nationwide, Wendy’s recently gave the first 100 drive-thru customers that purchased breakfast of the day coupons free breakfast sandwiches for an entire year. How lucky were the winners to have 365 free opportunities to enjoy free Breakfast Baconators, Croissant Sandwiches, or Honey Butter Chicken Sandwiches.
I’m no doctor, but I think Dr. Oz was wrong when he said breakfast isn’t the most important meal of the day. #CancelBreakfast just sounds so wrong now.